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United States: Part two

I am still in the state of shock. The cop is still in the car. The car is parked on my right. It is a she. She seems not to notice me. I am now sure that I am not her business. I don’t want to look at her directly. So I afford a side-look. The edges of my eyes are sometimes acute. I have a vision like that of an eagle particularly when it comes to some beauties. She walks out of her car. She is communicating on a radio. And at the same time she is texting on her IPhone. For a second I close my eyes and thank God for her beauty. I just don’t want to describe her blue eyes, I just won’t mention nothing about her black hair locked in her hat. She got a good weight. I am playing innocent here. I am avoiding mentioning the weight of some places. She got them. Not so big. Not so small. They are perfect and fit for her. In short she is an epitome of an ideal beauty, a replica of beauty per se. outside her beauty is a mere phenomenon, or even void. She is not mine. She belongs to God. He ...

RAILA, I WILL CARRY THE BIBLE

Nobody will stop me from carrying the Bible, These were the words of former prime minister of Kenya, Raila Amolo Odinga, while in Kilifi County. He was in company of NASA leaders to inaugrate the people Assembly. During the event some of the coastal leaders demanded an explanation of the conspicuous missing of the WIPER leader in the NASA meetings. The self proclaimed Joshua came to the defense of Kalonzo Musyoka saying that he was still on board despite his absence being noticeable. Kalonzo's wife has not been feeling weel for a while now and the WIPER leader is said to be taking care of the ailling wife in Germany. However, there has been rumors that the WIPER leader has been bought by the jubilee administration to abandon NASA plans of swearing in Raila as the people's president. According to the rumors, Kalonzo is the reason of the 12th Dec swearing in postponement. The NASA startegists had opted to move on with the swearing ceremony even with the abscence of Kalonzo. They...

The United States experience Pt. 1

I am well dressed. My shoes perfectly polished. I got a neck-tie. It’s grey in color. I love to wear a red tie, but it’s so common. I hate being common. I hate being ordinary too. Moreover I selected grey because my pant is grey. (By pant I mean my trouser? I need some sort of matching. I am allergic to color clashing. I am allergic to multi-colors too. It feels kind of awkward to look like a rainbow or Christmas tree. I am in Grey and black only. I am a guest today. I am set to address a group of inmates In a Maximum Security Facility two hours away. Sometimes I embrace discipline. I wonna be there an hour before time. I am supposed to have a session with inmates of this Facility. This program is called Kairos. Kairos is a Greek word that means “God’s time”. I have participated in the Kairos retreat for quite sometime. They love my heavy accent. They love my eloquent religious rhetoric too. Damn it, I am just loveable. If you don’t like am the type I am least interested in. It’s 6.30 ...

KCPE TOP GIRL INVITE's AN EXAGGERATION

Goldalyn came to the lime light after the release of the 2017 KCPE results by the CS Fred Matiang’i. She emerged the best candidate in the country scoring 446 marks out of the possible 500. Since then the girl has earned herself a celebrity status in the country. Some people are finding this to be gone too far as the girl is literary everywhere. Kenyans being known for criticism have not even spared the little girl who has struggled her way to the top while living with albinism. Beating the odds of disability Goldalyn have inspired many especially the people living with albinism, proving to them that it is all possible. In Kenya, as soon as the KCPE results are announced, the main stream media will always try to catch up with the top students and share their feeling, struggle, pain and joy to the top. This year’s KCPE result announcement broadcast took a different twist with the emergence of a top candidate being an albino. Almost all the media houses had their focus on this you...

Duale's milk request

The august house has always been known to be a respectable chamber in any country. However, in recent years the legislative house has become a house of wonders. Just to cite a few cases: recently the Uganda’s house of representative turned into a boxing ring when the opposition members clashed with the ruling coalition over the extension of the presidential age limit, in Kenya the August house have always been on the spot in different occasions after misbehaving and doing what they like doing most. In a recent scenario a deputy speaker was sprinkled with water that was supposedly for drinking ‘uninyunyizie maji…bwana’. As if that is not enough today 15 th December 2017 a member of parliament was spotted getting into the August house with a tea flask. The majority leader, Adan Duale, noticed this and asked the speaker of the house to confirm if that was in order with the house rules and if it was okay he should be allowed to bring with him a guard full of milk . Esther Passaris,...

FESTIVE NYAMA CHOMA, turns wicked

Traditionally festive seasons around the world are treeated as special moments to commerate different events according to our believes. The christians have different commemorations all round the year, starting with Easter period when they remember the crucification, death and ressurection of Jesus  christ. Meanwhile, the muslims have their IDDs when they mark the end of a fasting period and a moment to share with the less fortunate in the society. Different countries too have special days in their calender when they celebrate events that are hisorical. In Kenya, the 12/12 is an independence day that reminds citizens of the independence they got from the colonial masters. It is a day that is celebrated a cross the country with the president presiding over the occasion mostly from the capital city as he deligates other representatives to different counties. The 2017 Independence day was no exception as every Kenyan citizen prepared to celebrate this day in a style they know best. M...

A VIRGIN: congratulation my daughter

Virginity has been celebrated since the Bible days. Some religions have upheld the practice of ensuring their daughters keep their virginity until marriage. After the official wedding that includes the exchange of vows, some religion makes a follow up to know if the daughter is a virgin. These religions at times uses white bed sheet as an indicator that the girl was a virgin. The newly wedded are let into a room where the bed is spread in white bed sheets. The expectation here will be blood stained bed sheet in the morning. In what suprised many, a man took to social media (Face book) to congratulate his daughter for staying a virgin. The man went further to ask for God's blessing upon her daughter for heeding his advice to stay a virgin until marriage. Furthermore, the man went a head to ask his friends in Face book to congratulate the daughter for keeping her virginity. The Man congratulating her daughter here is Duncan Odira who went a head to post the picture of himself and th...